Diceman sayeth #2

he asked me why I was urinating on the side of my passenger side tyre in front of the police station

I said, whatever may pass for legal behaviour in the bush, shall indeed be passed as legal behaviour in the city. To deny this is to deny the rights of the common man, and an affront to my very existence as a human being!

On the plus side, the cell I stayed in that night was a single cell with no buddies to keep me company.

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